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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Guru.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"It is my place!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Show off."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Zenboni

Working from OM.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Feathered frenzy

Arabian island

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Just in time

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"