Tranquility Ponderer Pillows

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"It is my place!"

Guru.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Zenboni

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

Muzak's Top 10

On Holiday

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"At last - no Trump."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Arabian island

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"