Tranquility Enthusiast Pillows

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Silent Night.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Go away

"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

"Charles finally attained inner peace by ascribing all the world's ills to the 24/7 news cycle."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Is something bothering you?"

Hush puppy.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Guru.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"It is my place!"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

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