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"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Gadget geek.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"