Creative Tinkerer T-Shirts

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

Diy section in library

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

'That's just your father's first attempt at life casting, son.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Dr Frankenstein's airplane.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.