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"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"It is my place!"

Guru.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

Working from OM.

On Holiday

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Just in time

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"At last - no Trump."

Arabian island

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Feathered frenzy

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Amongst the rush.