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"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"