Quiet Adventure Seeker Gifts

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Pina Coladas

Crowded Ice Fishing

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I've got him on vibrate."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Introvert Career Faire.

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

"Sorry darling, but if Dad has put his blinkers on and is reading the newspaper, it means he doesn't want to be disturbed..."

"Psst - Evening News."

"Can you please be quiet for a few minutes?"