Quiet Nature Seeker Gifts

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Crowded Ice Fishing

James decided to stay in that night.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I've got him on vibrate."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Glad we moved out of the City

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

There once was a person who planted a seed

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

"Sorry darling, but if Dad has put his blinkers on and is reading the newspaper, it means he doesn't want to be disturbed..."

"Psst - Evening News."