Quiet Seeker Gifts

Introvert Career Faire.

'Of course I considered your feelings - I brought you some ear-plugs.'

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

silence please

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

Silence Strictly Enforced.

Mom's Quiet Zone.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

"I'd like to try my new noise cancelling headphones, are your kids home?"

'Hey, these aren't even plugged in!'

Neighbours installing outdoor loudspeakers.

Crowded Ice Fishing

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Drumkit For Sale house sign. Thank God neighbours house sign.

"We need a quieter can opener."

"That's an old phone booth. People go there to get away from people on their phones."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"I've downloaded this library app."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'But I'm only going to the pub to give your mouth a rest, my love'

I'm seriously considering a muzzle for her.

Noise: An Overview.

"We'll whisper you name when your migraine medication is ready."

"I'm thinking of getting pregnant to avoid houseguests."

"Psst - Evening News."

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. If that's the neighbor's dog, I'm not here.

Hey, hon, whatcha reading? The Same Paragraph Over and Over.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Why would anyone want to go to the moon?