Quiet Quester Gifts

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do me next."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Chess on TV

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"I've got him on vibrate."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'