Quirky Quester Gifts

The Water Diviner

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Don Quixote

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Victorian Gentleman

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Real Estate Personals

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I beg to differ."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Bald man with a brush on his head