Quirky Hunter Gifts

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Football Crazy strip six

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Don Quixote

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"Just even it out."