Quirky Tales Hunter Gifts

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Fishing.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

Peter

Street Sales

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.

Kafka at his typewriter

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'I just can't figure it out.'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Tourist Shopping

Homeless! My Gingerbread House Was Eatern By Birds And The Insurance Won't Cover It.

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'