Quirky Story Seeker Gifts

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Hay Rides $10

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

How I met your mother

Fishing.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Centaur falls in love.

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Hog Futures

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'