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Mayhem, Inc. Part 8

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Hay Rides $10

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

How I met your mother

Fishing.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Hog Futures

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Centaur falls in love.

"I can't eat all that."

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs