Quirky Quester Prints

The Water Diviner

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Don Quixote

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Victorian Gentleman

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Real Estate Personals

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I beg to differ."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!