Impatient Traveler T-Shirts

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Airline concerns.

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Thanks TSA

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Retired Snails.

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

"For the 30th time, we're not there yet?"

Replacement Raft Service