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'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Well, we made it.'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Teaching from Home

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

'I forget...was the stick shaped like a Y, an I or sort of a crooked L?'

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."