Impulsive Adventurers T-Shirts

Always Rushing Into Something Without Thinking First Phobia.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Imagination Navigation.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Now you can send it."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Tiger Costume

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"...it's another metal detector."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Wild Cow.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"That movie was very familiar...a cute little girl who hangs out with monsters from a secret world."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Sticking out tongue

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Fight or flight?"

"Papi, I heard something!"