Unambitious Adventurers T-Shirts

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Shoot For The Moon

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Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

I'll climb with little help from my...

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'Success in Business'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The shopping trolley up Everest.