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"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Crab with a clown face.

Get crazy once in a while

"Now you can send it."

A private jet takes off

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Shoot For The Moon

Imagine

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"...it's another metal detector."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Pub Kendo.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Ice rink"

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"