'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'
Impatient Entertainer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone with an impatient entertainer spirit? Our collection celebrates lively, charismatic personalities who love to entertain and keep things moving. From humorous mugs to vibrant t-shirts, find the perfect item to match their energetic vibe. Whether they’re a performer, a social butterfly, or just love keeping the party lively, our creative gifts are sure to make them smile and feel appreciated for their spirited personality.
'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'
'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'
"Nobody at school will laugh at me."
"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"
'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant
Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.
'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'
Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"
'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'
"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."
Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.
'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'
"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)
"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"
A cocktail in a tuba
artist painting portrait
"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."
"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"
"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"
'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'
Ventriloquism for Dummies.
Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet
Monk Parrot.
"No, actually the viola is played more like this."
Ventriloquists dummy
'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'
"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."
'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'
No Presents Until Christmas Day
'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''
Like me on Facebook?
The Imperfect Hostess
"You took your time!"
Impatient Entertainer Gifts Collection
Impatient Entertainer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the impatient entertainer—perfect for quick sips and starting conversations with a smile. Find your favorite now!
Impatient Entertainer Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows that celebrate their energetic spirit. Cozy, colorful, and fun—ideal for any lively personality.
Impatient Entertainer Prints
Decorate with bold prints that capture the essence of an impatient entertainer. Bright, creative, and full of personality, these art pieces inspire and amuse.
Impatient Entertainer T-Shirts
Discover our funny and vibrant t-shirts inspired by impatient entertainers. Perfect for making a bold statement and showcasing their lively personality.