Patience Explorers Gifts

"Could you putt before I die of old age too?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Hell: The Airport"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Snail crossing

A psychic mows the lawn.

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Codependipity.

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Let's take this step by step -- first, I want you to recognize each other's right to exist.'

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."

'What do you mean you're going into labor, dear? It's only Saturday. Can't you wait 'til Monday?'

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Personnel. How are your people skills?

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'Stork? No way! You were pulled out of a magician's hat!'

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Are we there yet Dad?'