Patience Explorers Gifts

"Could you putt before I die of old age too?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Hell: The Airport"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Snail crossing

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Codependipity.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Let's take this step by step -- first, I want you to recognize each other's right to exist.'

'What do you mean you're going into labor, dear? It's only Saturday. Can't you wait 'til Monday?'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Stork? No way! You were pulled out of a magician's hat!'

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"We were definitely here before them."