Peaceful Explorers Gifts

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'Are we there yet?'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"It's a franchise."

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"Far out, man."

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Homeless Vet - Will fill you in on the origins of my post-traumatic stress $5.

"Extreme Marco Polo"

Mad or Noamd.