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Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Captain steering house through flood.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Going Down?

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."