Homebound Travelers T-Shirts

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Ah...here they are!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Bed & Bagel'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"He keeps touching me!"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Thanks TSA

"I hate this time of year..."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Teaching from Home

Christmas windsock.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

Car Pools.

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"Bloody caravans..."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"For the 30th time, we're not there yet?"

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

Driving home for Christmas