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Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Segregated Beach

Skier and his dog.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Ice Cream Tower.

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

'Did you say psst?.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Back to the Holidays

Hello from the lakes!

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.