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Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Lounging by the pool

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Skier and his dog.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Segregated Beach

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Ice Cream Tower.

'Beach snowman.'

'Did you say psst?.'

New Hampshire Minute

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Hello from the lakes!

Back to the Holidays

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"