Winter Holidaymaker T-Shirts

Skier and his dog.

Skiing.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'First of all, relax.'

Ice Cream Tower.

Clown Skis.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I'm beached body ready."

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

Fantastic holiday.

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."