Holidaying T-Shirts

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"I hate crowded parks!"

"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"

Fun in the Sun.

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Suitcase Trailer

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

'Mr Dunleavy is asking for another week of vacation... he still has tan lines!'

Krysten Sinema

Rubber Ring

'Beach snowman.'

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Move to Arizona.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"They come back every year to mate!"

'When my wife goes outside we sometimes experience a sudden loss of cabin pressure. '

'Before I escort you to your hotel, would you like to see Brest?'

"It was errible, another world, the noise, the crowds, the sense of despair. And that was just the airport."

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

Excess Baggage: Airlines continue to come up with new add-on charges.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Here we have a beach condo in a gated community on a barrier island - a great place to get away from the natives!'

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"It's great, I can't believe we got it so cheap!"

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Segregated Beach

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

'And here's another shot of, Harold stuffing is face on our cruise.'