Holiday Vacation T-Shirts

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Santa Claus's Mail

The Baby Walker

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"First class, or with children?"

Skiing.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Meet the scribe"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Faster, Georges, faster!

Club Antisocial