Holiday Visit T-Shirts

'Ever get the feeling we've overstayed our welcome?'

"He's a distant relative on a visit."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Meet the scribe"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Meet Me Outside St. Louis