Holiday Visits T-Shirts

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Piranhaclaus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Airport Security.

Elfie Stick

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."