Holiday Visits Mugs

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Airport Security.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Piranhaclaus

Pina Coladas

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder