Holiday Homes T-Shirts

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Skier and his dog.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Segregated Beach

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Christmas Canapes

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."