Holiday Homes T-Shirts

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Skier and his dog.

Segregated Beach

New Hampshire Minute

'Beach snowman.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Christmas Canapes

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Rubber Ring