Buying A Holiday Home T-Shirts

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Children discussing investment opportunities - 'They're playing house.'

'That? It's the summerhouse.'

Second homing pigeon

Airlines

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'See you in two weeks!'

Segregated Beach

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

That's my summer place.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Holiday Luggage

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

Rubber Ring

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Death Takes A Time-Share