Booking A Holiday Rental T-Shirts

"Airbnb?"

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Airport Security.

Daughters on the beach

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Camping.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Ah...here they are!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Segregated Beach

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.