Booking A Vacation T-Shirts

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Man searching for cheap air fare needs oxygen mask.

'I'm sorry, but you couldn't get a flight to Beijing that soon for all the tea in China.'

"I can give you a 5% discount if you pay upfront."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'