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"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

The grass is always greener.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"How about Nebraska? The dollar's still strong in Nebraska."

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Jane is busy with her holiday packing list."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

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"I reckon we could get 'em under the Trades Description Act!"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"Sounds like you've got a great vacation planned...with plenty of down-time for the conference calls I'm planning."

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Vacation: Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"We haven't decided. At the moment, Stuart is researching Kennebunkport."

"This summer I'm going back packing across a sleeping woman's bedroom floor."

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"I hate packing for trips."

"For God's sake, will you relax?"

'Well at least our luggage will be easy to trace!'

'Men will never understand.'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

'Don't blame the travel agent - you insisted on a vast, pristine, isolated, sunny BEACH!'

Crown Travel: 'That's 'Crown Travel', but that's okay- we deal with clowns everyday.'