Booking A Vacation Pillows

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Man searching for cheap air fare needs oxygen mask.

'I'm sorry, but you couldn't get a flight to Beijing that soon for all the tea in China.'

"I can give you a 5% discount if you pay upfront."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'