Vacation Planning Season Pillows

"We haven't decided. At the moment, Stuart is researching Kennebunkport."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Santa Claus's Mail

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Daughters on the beach

Fight or Flight

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Camping.

A private jet takes off

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.