Planning A Holiday Pillows

Holiday Luggage

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'See you in two weeks!'

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

"We're off, off to sunny spain."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

"Cheap flights on the internet? You've never shown any interest in darts before!"

Airlines

'How very Cumbria.'

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."

'I'm looking at holidays. Where shall we go?.' Baby answers, 'Marks and Spencer!'

'We're off on holiday, will you keep an eye on the place?'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

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Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.