Starting A Vacation Pillows

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Airlines

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Club Antisocial

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

World Tour.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday