Booking Trips Pillows

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Carefree luggage.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I just..."

Italia tours

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Be open to help.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Western Outfitters.

Mass Travel

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mad For It

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'