Just Booked A Trip Pillows

"We're so excited! We're going someplace that we haven't already Googled to death!"

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mass Travel

The Airport.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Western Outfitters.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mad For It

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Are we there yet?'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'