Going On A Trip Pillows

'Yikes! I wonder how long his flight has been delayed.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'She says she packed them all herself...'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'You've got to admire their candor.'

'That's not what I said.'

"You can pack this back up now."

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Arrivals, Departures and Lost Luggage.

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Be open to help.

'This is your lucky day, sir...today we pay you to fly and throw in a free set of dishes.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Overpacked flight to New York

'We're only going for a week, but he's determined not to be fleeced by roadside cafes.'

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"Actually, I've been a travel bug as long as I can remember."

'Can you help me find my keys?'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Turtle going through customs.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'Migration.'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We strongly advise you to stay away from 4th and 5th class..."

Woman in airport with cell phone standing in front of No Outlet sign.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!'