Going On A Trip Pillows

'Yikes! I wonder how long his flight has been delayed.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'She says she packed them all herself...'

"You can pack this back up now."

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'That's not what I said.'

'You've got to admire their candor.'

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

'We're only going for a week, but he's determined not to be fleeced by roadside cafes.'

Overpacked flight to New York

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Arrivals, Departures and Lost Luggage.

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

'This is your lucky day, sir...today we pay you to fly and throw in a free set of dishes.'

"Actually, I've been a travel bug as long as I can remember."

'Can you help me find my keys?'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

'Migration.'

Turtle going through customs.

Be open to help.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Blond girl, carrying a rucksack, wearing too much make up."

"We're driving upstate to take in the gorgeous display of colorful locals."