Upcoming Trip Pillows

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

I'm studying this tin of sardines for inspiration before I pack for our trip.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Carefree luggage.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Sausages.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Be open to help.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Western Outfitters.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

The Airport.

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The Litany Of Fun

The Echoes at Killarney

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'