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"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

I'm studying this tin of sardines for inspiration before I pack for our trip.

Carefree luggage.

Sausages.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Be open to help.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

The Airport.

Western Outfitters.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mass Travel

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The Litany Of Fun

The Echoes at Killarney

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...