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Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Remember to lash from the outside!

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

"Skip the ghost stories, tell us your conspiracy theories again!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Sausages.

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'I don't think that will work.'

Suburban Legend

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Nobody likes a smore loser

A deconstructed s'more.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"...And her thighs kept getting bigger and bigger..."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.