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A vampire in a canoe.

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"Tell us that really scary story again... the one about how they make chicken nuggets!"

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

"I hope you all brought books to read."

'Can't be too safe you know.'

"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

You were here, now you are lost.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

Flash Cuisine

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

Future Tents

'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'I just hope there'll be time for a short vacation between camp and school.'

Rustic Camping and Wi-Fi Zone.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Sign in woods reads: No Dumping.

'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'

'Primitive camp' has WiFi.